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Sally Boyle ([personal profile] fuckinabucket) wrote in [personal profile] rosebyanyother 2020-06-09 01:20 am (UTC)

Minimum Colateral Damage is usually the best way to go about it in my book at least if you want to return to the scene of the crime more than once

can't tell you how many times i robbed my neighbors kitchen

oh that. i needed an extraction from someone who had been exposed to mustard gas. there was only one person on record a man who had survived fighting the Germs

only HE was in the attic and his whole bloody family (plus a stoned old lady) was in the house i had to get through

so i told the soldier's son i had had a prescription for his father

and when it seemed like he wanted to give it to him himself

i told him it was a suppository

so they let me walk right in

didn't even have to hurt them at all

i did but that's because they all seemed like right cunts

didn't kill anyone tho as much as they all probably deserved it

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